I amuse myself

I found this sentence I wrote a few years back:

“Taking a toddler anywhere is like plopping a live grenade in your purse and hoping no one jostles you.”

Oh, so funny!  I am hilarious, if I do say so myself!

Fahrenheit 9/11

10 Responses to “I amuse myself”

  1. Carrie November 13, 2007 at 8:31 pm #

    That is pretty funny — and oh, so true!

  2. Jenn November 13, 2007 at 10:05 pm #

    SOO TRUE

  3. Emblita November 14, 2007 at 4:57 am #

    Funny, and true. Best of both worlds :)

  4. Marianne November 14, 2007 at 11:39 am #

    That is hilarious, for me multiply by 2 toddlers!

  5. andrea November 14, 2007 at 12:14 pm #

    I absolutely agree – as in – could not agree more. You just never know how it’s going to be once you step out the front door. Today’s venture was great… Yesterday’s, let’s just say I’m blocking it.

    -Andrea

  6. Joanne November 14, 2007 at 1:36 pm #

    Very funny and such an accurate portrait!

  7. BrittLeigh November 14, 2007 at 7:45 pm #

    Ha, can I argue with you? :D You are oh-so-very-right….

  8. Mama Zen November 15, 2007 at 6:37 am #

    Funny AND accurate!

  9. Marykay November 15, 2007 at 6:39 am #

    I often repeat this one — Raising children is like getting pecked to death by a chicken. Ha ha

  10. Pastormac's Ann November 15, 2007 at 10:47 am #

    You’re right on both accounts – you are funny and your statement is true.

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