I found this sentence I wrote a few years back:
“Taking a toddler anywhere is like plopping a live grenade in your purse and hoping no one jostles you.”
Oh, so funny! I am hilarious, if I do say so myself!
(In fact, she says this sentence is brilliant.)Ten points if you can find from whence it came.
“I’m ruthless sometimes, and only later when I hunt for a white queen-sized bed-skirt do I conjure up a fuzzy image of a box destined for Goodwill and taste bitter regret.”
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November 13th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
That is pretty funny — and oh, so true!
November 13th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
SOO TRUE
November 14th, 2007 at 4:57 am
Funny, and true. Best of both worlds
November 14th, 2007 at 11:39 am
That is hilarious, for me multiply by 2 toddlers!
November 14th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
I absolutely agree - as in - could not agree more. You just never know how it’s going to be once you step out the front door. Today’s venture was great… Yesterday’s, let’s just say I’m blocking it.
-Andrea
November 14th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Very funny and such an accurate portrait!
November 14th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Ha, can I argue with you?
You are oh-so-very-right….
November 15th, 2007 at 6:37 am
Funny AND accurate!
November 15th, 2007 at 6:39 am
I often repeat this one — Raising children is like getting pecked to death by a chicken. Ha ha
November 15th, 2007 at 10:47 am
You’re right on both accounts - you are funny and your statement is true.