Nine days

I have yet to write my much-acclaimed Christmas letter.  (Do not snicker.  It is much-acclaimed and causes me a mild panic every year when I contemplate writing another one.)

I haven’t baked a single Christmas cookie, nor wrapped a gift.

I can’t even remember where I put the kids’ Christmas lists.

Bah-humbug.

Send eggnog.  Wait.  Send a million dollars and a maid.  And a therapist.

Thank you and good-night.

5 Responses to “Nine days”

  1. Cindy December 16, 2009 at 2:55 am #

    I feel your pain there Mel. I haven’t begun shopping yet.

  2. Helen December 16, 2009 at 4:50 am #

    I’d like to get on that maid/money train, too. I’d be happy with a cook instead of therapist.

    Ho ho ho -

    ‘Lucy’

  3. MissKris December 16, 2009 at 6:14 pm #

    Say on, sister!

  4. Vivian December 16, 2009 at 7:28 pm #

    I will send…only if you share….bawaaahaaahaaaa

  5. Julie December 18, 2009 at 8:49 pm #

    Maybe your Christmas letter could be a haiku this year?!

    my Christmas letter
    much acclaimed, panic follows
    must have eggnog now

    Could be fun!

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