Eight! Six! Four! Two! Zero!

I am sick. Nothing life-threatening, of course, nothing warranting a full day in bed, just a sore throat–a really sore throat–a nagging cough, a stuffy nose and a headache.

And in the next week, I have to:

1) Finish up school with school-at-home boys;
2) Meet with decorating team for Vacation Bible School;
3) Run two separate meetings for Vacation Bible School volunteers (Saturday);
4) Type 40-60 pages of transcription;
5) Keep house tidy enough;
6) Stay on top of laundry;
7) Send two packages in the mail;
8) Prepare to leave town on June 23.

I have realized there is no way I will ever:

1) Get all the closets in the house cleaned out;
2) Sort, purge and organize storage room;
3) Pull all the weeds;
4) Lose sufficient amount of weight to look cute in my new swimsuit;
5) Leave house in pristine condition;
6) Win the Pulitzer Prize.

What I wish for:

1) Perfect health;
2) A clever birthday gift for my husband (44 years old today!), along with a delicious meal and perfect dessert;
3) The immediate end to school;
4) One entire day alone in my house;

What I have to do now:
1) Clean kitchen;
2) Wake up pre-teenagers still snoozing in their beds.

My motivation:
Zero.

15 Responses to “Eight! Six! Four! Two! Zero!”

  1. Kendra June 9, 2005 at 9:30 am #

    Hang in there, Mel! Feel better soon!

  2. Lora June 9, 2005 at 11:04 am #

    Happy Birthday to your hubbie and good luck on the rest.

  3. Bossy Britches June 9, 2005 at 11:31 am #

    wow woman…I need a break just from reading all that…lol..dont fret…you will get done what truley needs to be done..all moms do:-)

  4. Christi June 9, 2005 at 11:45 am #

    Mel, hope you’re feeling better soon, and that enough gets accomplished.

    Hang in there!

  5. Eyes June 9, 2005 at 11:57 am #

    Oh lord, I hope I didn’t give it to you (wink)! You sound like you are coming down with what I came down with (and still have).

    It’s a doozey. It sounds like you are in the beginning stages. Get LOTS OF REST (is that possible??)!

    Out here in the Midwest, people are taking two to four weeks to get back on their feet!

    I’ve been in bed now for 7 full days…

    Get well — before you totally get it!!!!!

  6. Judy June 9, 2005 at 1:42 pm #

    Oh, no. I hope you feel better soon.

  7. Christi June 9, 2005 at 3:21 pm #

    I completely feel you!

  8. Gina June 9, 2005 at 8:50 pm #

    Mel, I hope that you can get enough rest to fight off whatever it is that you might be getting.

    But then again, spending a few days in bed is not such a horrible thing, is it?

  9. Feeble Knees June 10, 2005 at 5:24 am #

    Feel better soon, & happy birthday to Hubby. Organized closets are highly overrrated…

  10. Elizabeth June 10, 2005 at 6:47 am #

    Yer such a whiner.

  11. WordsRock June 10, 2005 at 9:04 am #

    I’d love a day in bed. Want me to take those germs off your hands, Mel?

    And Elizabeth, tsk tsk tsk. Quit kicking Mel when she’s down!

  12. Elizabeth June 10, 2005 at 11:32 am #

    Don’t tsk tsk me Ms. Backyard Nudist, I just call it like I see it.

    Waaah…I’m never gonna win the Pulitzer Prize

    Boo frickety hoo

  13. barbara curtis June 11, 2005 at 2:57 pm #

    You are so clever and a lot of people love you! Feel better soon!

    barbara

  14. Julana June 11, 2005 at 3:16 pm #

    Mel,
    Take care of yourself. Eucalyptus bath and Vicks. Zinc and Vitamin C.

  15. Tina June 17, 2005 at 8:36 am #

    I’m sorry you have been sick…I hope you are feeling lots better now.

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